Slaying Demons and Spanking Mr. Handsome: My Wildest Gaming Night Ever

So he came home drunk as usual last Saturday night. I was playing my favorite adult indie game on my tablet; you know, the one where you can play with sexy heroines? Yeah, that one! The sound was up high, so when he stumbled into the living room, it nearly made him trip over his own feet. "Christine!" He yelled in that deep, drunken voice of his. "Turn that shit down or off!"

I didn't even bother to look back at him. My focus was too engrossed in making sure my sexy half-demoness avatar survived her sexual encounter with the sinister succubus queen. Besides, we had this conversation way too many times already, didn't we? But this time, things took a different turn. Instead of storming out like always, he collapsed onto the couch, muttering something about needing some rest first. That seemed odd enough for me to finally tear my eyes away from my screen and give him a sidelong glance. He was clutching a brown paper bag tightly in his hand - one that definitely did not contain any takeout from our favorite Chinese place, if you catch my drift. A smirk crept across my face as a naughty idea suddenly popped into my head. "Hey, honey," I said casually, keeping my tone lighthearted, "how 'bout we make a deal?"

"A what?" His words were slurred, but I managed to understand him well enough. "A deal," I repeated myself slowly. "You keep listening to me enjoy my free download porn game android... ummmm..." I cleared my throat nervously, hoping my flusteredness didn't give away my real intentions. "...you know, let me finish this level without any interruptions, and then later tonight, when we get nice and cozy in bed, well, you do whatever you want."

There was a long pause. I could practically see the wheels turning in his head, trying to figure out if I was setting him up for something devious. But after another moment, a wicked grin spread across his lips. "Deal."

And thus began one of the most memorable gaming sessions of my life. Every time a character moaned loudly or there was an especially explicit sound effect, I couldn't help but send a knowing look his way, watching him squirm in anticipation. It was exhilarating having him on the edge the entire time. Finally, after what felt like ages (but was really only an hour), I finally defeated the evil succubus queen and claimed victory. With a triumphant cry echoing through the silent house, I shut off my tablet and turned around to face him. He was lying prone on the couch now, pants unbuttoned, trousers pulled down, revealing his rigid member standing tall and ready for action. In the faint moonlight streaming through the window, it looked almost otherworldly. And before I knew it, all thoughts of my virtual conquest were immediately pushed aside by one singular desire: to taste that forbidden fruit in real life. So I climbed up onto him, straddling his waist, legs wrapped tightly around his waist. He growled low in his throat as I lowered myself slowly, taking my time savoring every single delicious inch. When our bodies finally joined together, it was nothing short of mind-numbing ecstasy. Afterward, spent and exhausted, sweaty bodies tangled in a tangle of sheets and limbs, he gave me a sleepy smile.